February 2012
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New STD called, "feelings." Don't catch that shit.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
me: why am i so perfect
